So I'm at the last point in the game where my party and I are barreling through the castle at Denerim, fighting waves and and even more waves of Darkspawn and I am getting really into the intense action because literally anything could happen at this point. With Darkspawn are charging in huge ridiculously sized waves, threatening my squishy mages and here I stand, the mighty Dwarf Warrior, swinging my enormous claymore at the onslaught, popping healing potions and knocking down enemies with my warcry at every turn. When suddenly I reach a huge room in the castle where some band of warriors look to have pushed though a barricade of Darkspawn. Curious to who or what ally I might find up ahead and how they could possibly help me continue though this seemingly endless mass of Darkspawn soldiers I run into what was probably one of the greatest surprises in video gaming history.
Puzzled was my first thought to find a lonely dwarf at the end of what could easily have been a trail of at least 100 enemy corpses knowing that I might in fact meet a new super bad ass character or something. As I rush closely to find out what the mess is all about I begin to focus in on what seems to be a recognizable character that clearly does not belong in one of the most bloody and dangerous battles of all time. Sandal and his cognitively impaired face make the most surprising appearances of the game and you know how sometimes it is easy to predict the plot of a movie or game? "ENCHANTMENTS?"
"ENCHANTMENT!" Well this blew my effin mind. I mean seriously, its like the part in KOTOR where you find out that you are the Sith Lord and where the main character of Fight Club finds out that he's also Brad Pitt made a baby and then that baby had sex with another baby whos parents are the Vader and Luke scene at the end of Empire Strikes back and the plot twist to Sixth Sense... and after all that the baby turned out to be hooked into the Matrix where he wakes up and Morpheus walks up to the baby and asks the words "Would You Kindly?".
What a mind-fuck...
ENCHANTMENT?